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While most Americans may seldom allow their minds to dwell on the serious aspects of the topic of Hell, especially in terms of the destiny of specific individuals in their own circle of family and friends, this doesn’t mean that they never think of Hell at all. But when they do, it is frequently not the Hell of the Bible, but the basically “Humorous, Harmless Hell” of Hallowe’en, Hollywood cartoons, and newspaper comic strips. That Hell is not the ever-burning destination of eternal, horrifically agonizing torment for the unsaved proposed by many theologians, but the cartoonic playground of an often Jester-like Devil and his buffoonish minions.

 

        

Yes, strangely enough, even many professing, church-going Christians dive into the merriment of this pseudo-Hell. They may even dress their own children … and pets! … up as the Devil or a demon.

This is the Hell that often shows up in cartoons in newspapers, or on comic greeting cards. Bob Larson’s Far Side cartoons often featured a roly-poly Devil and his light-hearted helpers dispensing quirky punishments to new arrivals in Hell. For instance, one such panel showed an angel in Heaven at the Pearly Gates saying to a new arrival, “Welcome to Heaven. Here is your harp.” Below that was the Devil greeting a newcomer at the Gates of Hell with “Welcome to Hell. Here is your accordion.”

The popular Dilbert cartoon strip even has an ongoing parody of the Devil and Hell. Instead of “Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, ruler of Hell,” carrying a huge trident, Dilbert is sometimes harassed by “Phil, The Prince of Insufficient Light,” who carries a shovel-sized spoon.  Phil is the ruler of Heck (“for sinners whose transgressions aren't serious enough for Hell”). He bothers people with mild punishments for mild sins. “For example, once he punished Dilbert by making him eat lunch with the accountants.” (http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/the_characters/html/character4.html)

It is difficult to avoid chuckling at these kinds of cartoons, even if one does believe, deep down, in a much more sinister Hell. But unfortunately, this cartoonic version of Hell has a much stronger influence on the minds of most people than does the biblical notion of Hell. And this contributes one more factor to why many people never feel inclined to think through carefully what the Bible actually has to say on this topic.

 

Horrific Hell

Although this fictional, cartoonic “harmless Hell” has been around in society for a very long time, it has had a rival in popular culture. This is the “horrific Hell” described by “fire and brimstone evangelists.” Although there are fewer of these fellows with wide influence in the 21st century, at one time they were able to terrify much of the population.

 

One of the earliest examples of this in American history is a famous sermon given by Puritan preacher Jonathan Edwards at a Congregational Church in Massachusetts in June 1741. Titled “Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God,” the text of this sermon was afterwards published and widely spread throughout Colonial America. Evidently, Edwards customarily read his sermons rather than speaking extemporaneously.

 

He read this one again a few weeks later in another church, and an eyewitness reported an “audience so moved by the sermon that people moaned, shrieked, and cried out for salvation while the preacher was speaking." Apparently the reaction was so strong that Edwards was unable to finish the sermon, “possibly the only time such an interruption had happened to him except for the day several years earlier when the gallery of the old Northampton meetinghouse fell.” ( http://www.bible.org/page.asp?page_id=1826  Glenn Kreider, “Sinners in the Hands of a Gracious God.”)

What did Edwards say that was so terrifying to so many? Here is the climax of the message:  

The God that holds you over the pit of hell, much as one holds a spider, or some loathsome insect over the fire, abhors you, and is dreadfully provoked: his wrath towards you burns like fire; he looks upon you as worthy of nothing else, but to be cast into the fire; he is of purer eyes than to bear to have you in his sight; you are ten thousand times more abominable in his eyes, than the most hateful venomous serpent is in ours. You have offended him infinitely more than ever a stubborn rebel did his prince; and yet it is nothing but his hand that holds you from falling into the fire every moment. It is to be ascribed to nothing else, that you did not go to hell the last night; that you was suffered to awake again in this world, after you closed your eyes to sleep. And there is no other reason to be given, why you have not dropped into hell since you arose in the morning, but that God's hand has held you up. There is no other reason to be given why you have not gone to hell, since you have sat here in the house of God, provoking his pure eyes by your sinful wicked manner of attending his solemn worship. Yea, there is nothing else that is to be given as a reason why you do not this very moment drop down into hell.

O sinner! Consider the fearful danger you are in: it is a great furnace of wrath, a wide and bottomless pit, full of the fire of wrath, that you are held over in the hand of that God, whose wrath is provoked and incensed as much against you, as against many of the damned in hell. You hang by a slender thread, with the flames of divine wrath flashing about it, and ready every moment to singe it, and burn it asunder; and you have no interest in any Mediator, and nothing to lay hold of to save yourself, nothing to keep off the flames of wrath, nothing of your own, nothing that you ever have done, nothing that you can do, to induce God to spare you one moment.

And Edwards made it abundantly clear, if that “spider” that is you falls into that pit of Hell, how long it will be there:

It would be dreadful to suffer this fierceness and wrath of almighty God one moment; but you must suffer it to all eternity: there will be no end to this exquisite horrible misery: when you look forward, you shall see a long forever, a boundless duration before you, which shall swallow up your thoughts and amaze your soul; and you will absolutely despair of ever having any deliverance, any end, any mitigation, any rest at all; you will know certainly that you must wear out long ages, millions of millions of ages, in wrestling and conflicting with this almighty merciless vengeance; and then when you have so done, when so many ages have actually been spent by you in this manner, you will know that all is but a point to what remains. So that your punishment will indeed be infinite.

You will note that he speaks regularly of “sinners,” but do not assume he is speaking of fully mature adults who are engaged in profligate sin such as adultery or murder. Don’t forget … he delivered this sermon originally not during an evangelistic campaign to the public, but to his own congregation in his own church … and he makes it clear he was not limiting his comments to adults:

And let every one that is yet out of Christ, and hanging over the pit of hell, whether they be old men and women, or middle aged, or young people, or little children, now hearken to the loud calls of God's word and providence.

One can only imagine what a child of six, sitting in the front pew of the church, must have thought that day.  

Does the Bible really speak of God, even figuratively, constantly holding little children (or anyone else for that matter) over the pit of Hell ready to drop them at any moment unless they respond to this sort of fire and brimstone message? Even though there is nothing in the Bible to indicate this, Edwards’ vivid imagination and powerful imagery no doubt convinced large numbers of people in many generations … some of them right up to today … to believe so. This sermon is posted on many websites, not as just an historical oddity or example of American literature, but as a current warning message to current readers. And it is published in tract form so that it can be used as an “evangelistic tool” even now.

 

Edwards the Protestant minister couldn’t hold a candle, however, to a Roman Catholic priest of the late 1800s in literally attempting to “scare the Hell out of” little children.

John Furniss (1809-1865) was an Irish Catholic priest, head of an orphanage, who wrote material that was used both in Ireland and England for church education programs. His most famous piece of literature of this kind was titled “The Sight of Hell.” Note how this item is described in an endorsement by Furniss’s superior in the church:

I have carefully read over this Little Volume for Children and have found nothing whatever in it contrary to the doctrines of Holy Faith; but, on the contrary, a great deal to charm, instruct, and edify our youthful classes, for whose benefit it has been written. --William Meagher, Vicar General, Dublin, December 14, 1855

You can decide if the phrase “to charm” applies to the contents of the excerpts below from this publication. For Furniss spends many pages describing in excruciating detail for the “edification” of children precisely what awaits them in Hell if they do not follow all of the church’s teachings regarding the requirements to qualify for Heaven.

The First Dungeon—A Dress of Fire

Job xxxviii. Are not thy garments hot? Come into this room. You see it is very small. But see, in the midst of it there is a girl, perhaps about eighteen years old. What a terrible dress she has on—her dress is made of fire. On her head she wears a bonnet of fire. It is pressed down close all over her head; it burns her head; it burns into the skin; it scorches the bone of the skull and makes it smoke. The red hot fiery heat goes into the brain and melts it... You do not, perhaps, like a headache. Think what a headache that girl must have. But see more. She is wrapped up in flames, for her frock is fire. If she were on earth she would be burnt to a cinder in a moment. But she is in Hell, where fire burns everything, but burns nothing away. There she stands burning and scorched; there she will stand for ever burning and scorched! She counts with her fingers the moments as they pass away slowly, for each moment seems to her like a hundred years. As she counts the moments she remembers that she will have to count them for ever and ever.

The Third Dungeon—The Red Hot Floor

Look into this room. What a dreadful place it is! The roof is red hot; the floor is like a thick sheet of red hot iron. See, on the middle of that red hot floor stands a girl. She looks about sixteen years old. Her feet are bare, she has neither shoes nor stockings on her feet; her bare feet stand on the red hot burning floor. The door of this room has never been opened before since she first set her foot on the red hot floor. Now she sees that the door is opening. She rushes forward. She has gone down on her knees on the red hot floor. Listen, she speaks! She says; "I have been standing with my feet on this red hot floor for years. Day and night my only standing place has been this red hot floor. Sleep never came on me for a moment, that I might forget this horrible burning floor. Look," she says, "at my burnt and bleeding feet. Let me go off this burning floor for one moment, only for one single, short moment. Oh, that in the endless eternity of years, I might forget the pain only for one single, short moment." The devil answers her question: "Do you ask," he says, "for a moment, for one moment to forget your pain. No, not for one single moment during the never-ending eternity of years shall you ever leave this red hot floor!

The Fifth Dungeon—The Red Hot Oven

Ps. xx. Thou shalt make him as an oven of fire in the time of thy anger. You are going to see again the child about which you read in the Terrible Judgment, that it was condemned to Hell. See! It is a pitiful sight. The little child is in this red hot oven. Hear how it screams to come out. See how it turns and twists itself about in the fire. It beats its head against the roof of the oven. It stamps its little feet on the floor of the oven. You can see on the face of this little child what you see on the faces of all in Hell—despair, desperate and horrible!... This child committed very bad mortal sins, knowing well the harm of what it was doing, and knowing that Hell would be the punishment. God was very good to this child. Very likely God saw that this child would get worse and worse, and would never repent, and so it would have to be punished much more in Hell. So God, in His mercy, called it out of the world in its early childhood.

 

Now there is an interesting concept--taking a child in death in “early childhood” and consigning it to burn forever in an oven is evidence of the “mercy” of God!

Although many today, even regular church-goers, may not believe in this type of horrific view of Hell, it continued to be a powerful image in society for many more generations after Furniss. At the 1904 World's Fair held in St. Louis, one of the "attractions" on the Midway was a ride called The Hereafter. It was very much like an early version of a cross between the Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion attractions at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom. Visitors floated down a waterway inside a huge building while animated mannequins, actors, and trick lighting simulated for them a trip to Hell and back. It was the Hell depicted by Furniss and earlier writers, with a narrator ominously reading over loud speakers from Dante's Inferno as visitors watched the torments of some of the damned. They were eventually confronted with a scene depicting the Devil himself in the deepest part of Hell. (See the complete description of the Hereafter ride.)

In fact, although it is no longer quite so prevalent in the general population, there is a subculture of Christian believers among whom the images are still potent. This is shown most vividly by the enthusiastic reception among many Charismatics and some other Protestant groups given to a book titled A Divine Revelation of Hell by author Mary K. Baxter.

Mary Baxter claimed that, in 1976, Jesus appeared to her and, removing her spirit from her body, took her with Him on visits to Hell for thirty consecutive nights. (He also allegedly took her on ten subsequent visits to Heaven, but that was material for a different book.) In 1993, her A Divine Revelation of Hell book, describing her exploits, was published. It’s not quite clear why it took her sixteen years to write up the story, nor how her memory that much later could be so perfect regarding the exact dialogue of her trips. But perhaps these things have a logical explanation. Or perhaps … the book is not all that its promoters claim for it.

Regardless of how preposterous many of the claims in the book (see below) may seem to those not steeped in a culture that accepts this kind of supernatural event as being believable, the book has been, according to some reports, a Best Seller. And it is still on the shelves of Christian bookstores to this day. A Google websearch on the title yields thousands of websites that make reference to it, so it obviously has had a wide impact. Looking over some of these websites, it is also obvious that many people accept the claims of the book without question. Here are just a few comments by readers gathered from book sales websites and religious discussion forums:

“There is no possible way that this book could be imagined or made up. It is as real as real can get.”   (ministryhelps.com)

“However, I will warn you, she is faithful to reporting exactly what she has seen and if I were you, I would prepare myself before I opened the pages of this book, because if what she is saying is true, and I believe it is, than we all must reevaluate our very existence and motives in this life before it is too late.”(amazon.com)

“For anyone who reads this book—and all should—it can have only two sources: either it is of God or it is not. Would the devil inspire such a powerful warning for people to turn from evil and the realities of hell to Christ the Savior? (I think not.) Or, would Mary Baxter choose to make up a fanciful tale that has brought her so much scorn and ridicule? (If you're making something up, that's a strange thing to do.)”   (christianbook.com) 

“If there's anyone who hasn't read this book I BEG you to read it. It will help you threw [sic] a lot of difficulties along with the strength of God himself (bibleforums.org)

 “This book is probably one of the most important books you will ever read, besides the Bible itself.”   (very-clever.com)

So is this book actually “second only to the Bible” in importance? Below are just a few excerpts from a website that enthusiastically provides a summary of the highlights of the book. As one writer put it above, the content of this book can have only two sources—either God … or not. If it was not a direct revelation from God, then all those hundreds of thousands of people who have read it and believed it are believing something false. If it is false, it doesn’t make much difference whether the author got the material as “inspiration from the Devil,” or dredged it up from her own sincere but over-active sub-conscious, or deliberately made it up. The picture she paints is deceiving people about the truth of the Bible on the matter.

http://www.christrevealed.com/baxter

Jesus later told Mary that hell has a body, just like a human form, lying on her back at the center of the earth. It is shaped like the body of a human, with many chambers of torment.

Chapter 2 (Left Leg of Hell)

The sounds of people in torments were everywhere and there was a thick horrible odor. Many pits can be seen in the left leg of hell as well as evil spirits and demons. The pits were filled with fire and they were everywhere, as far as one can see. On closer inspection, the pits were shaped like a bowl, three feet deep and four feet across. There were red hot coals of fire on the side of each pit and in the center of the pit was a soul that has gone into hell. Fire would start at the bottom of the pit and rise up, engulfing the lost soul, leaving the soul caged in a burnt skeleton. These souls could feel the flames, as wails of regret and excruciating pain came from them. The fire would then die down, and then would rise up again, sweeping the tormented soul. This happened day and night.

A soul cried out to the Lord, “Jesus, have mercy !”. It was a voice of a woman in skeleton form, with a dirty gray mist inside, which was her soul. Flesh hung by her bones and she was hairless and eyeless. The woman cried out again and said “Lord, Lord, I want out of here !” Jesus’ face showed great sorrow and He said to Mary that she is here to let the world know that sin results in death and that hell is real. Mary looked at the woman again and saw worms crawling out of the bones; the worms were not harmed by the fire. Jesus said that the woman knows and feels those worms. …

… As they walked on, they could hear the chilling cries of a man. Jesus said:

“What you are about to see and hear is true. Take heed you ministers of the gospel, for these are faithful and true sayings. Awake, evangelists, preachers, and teachers of My Word, all of you who are called to preach the gospel of the Lord Jesus Christ. If you are sinning, repent or you will likewise perish.” [22]

As they walked closer to the noise, they could see twelve small dark figures marching around a coffin. These dark figures were demons holding spears and they were talking and laughing. There was a small opening in the coffin and that’s where the demons inserted their spears.

Jesus explained:

“Child, there are many souls in torment here, and there are many different types of torment for these souls. There is greater punishment for those who once preached the gospel and went back into sin, or for those who would not obey the call of God for their lives.”

Inside the coffin was a man who kept saying “No hope, no hope !” On closer inspection, the soul of the man was in a gray mist form, which filled the coffin and inside the soul was a heart. The spears literally pierced his heart and blood was everywhere.

Chapter 7 (The Belly of Hell)

The next night, they entered hell again. They were at a wide open area and many demons and evil entities could be seen gathered in one area. In this area, one can see many souls in torment and the semi-darkness was often interrupted by sharp screams of pain and regret. Jesus said to Mary “Child, Satan is both the deceiver on earth and the tormenter of souls in hell. Many of the demonic powers seen here also go up on the earth at times to hurt, afflict and deceive.”  

 In this area, there were cell blocks; these cells were arranged in a circle and seventeen miles high. Jesus told Mary that one day, death and hell will be cast into the Lake of Fire. Hell is a temporary holding place until that day comes.

Chapter 8 (The Cells in Hell)

Jesus informed Mary that many of the souls in these cell blocks were in witchcraft or the occult, such as sorcerers, mediums, drug dealers, idol worshipers and evil people with familiar spirits. Screams and moans can be heard coming from all over the cells. Jesus explained that in hell, there are different torments for different souls and Satan administers those torments.

Jesus and Mary walked to a cell which contained an old lady seated in a rocking chair. Mary was surprised to see a real woman with a body. The woman was crying.

Mary was then surprised as she saw the woman change forms, to an old man, then to a young woman, then middle-aged woman and then back to the old lady; even the clothes changed. When the old woman saw Jesus, she cried “Lord, have mercy on me. Let me out of this place of torment.” She then changed her form again, to a man, then a woman, and back to the old lady.

Jesus explained that the woman practiced witchcraft and as well as taught others witchcraft. Satan also tricked her in believing that she would receive a kingdom of her own, as a reward for serving him. When she died, she praised Satan and came here. She then asked Satan for her kingdom, but he mocked her and said “Did you think I would divide my kingdom with you ? This is your kingdom.” And he locked her in this cell and tortures her.

Jesus told Mary that this woman was a witch and taught both white and black witches on the occult. One of her tricks was to change from a youthful woman, to a middle-aged woman, to an old woman and then to an old man. She did this to show off her power to lesser witches. Now, she cannot control her changes and keeps changing from one form to another, and with each change, her flesh is ripped away; her real form is a misty soul inside a skeleton. Jesus said "Satan uses her for his evil purposes and taunts and mocks her. Every so often she is brought back before Satan to be tormented for his pleasure.”

Jesus escorted Mary to another cell. There, they could see a women picking worms out of her bones. The woman in the cell pleaded with Jesus to let her out and said "Lord, when I was on earth, I worshiped the Hindu gods and many idols. I would not believe the gospel the missionaries preached to me, although I heard it many times. One day I died. I cried for my gods to save me from hell, but they could not."

Jesus said to this woman, "It's too late"

A recent visit to a large Christian bookstore to look for books on the topic of Hell yielded a very troubling fact—this book by Baxter is the only book sold in that store that is specifically dedicated to the topic! So if this book is unbiblical and presents a false view of the biblical truth about life after death, then finding the truth is not necessarily going to be an easy project for most people. Very few people are going to read through the whole Bible, attempting to pull together all of the texts about the topic, and come up with a systematic belief about the nature of Hell. A significant proportion of people who claim to view the Bible as the source of all truth still rely upon commentators, teachers, and preachers to help them sort through the details. And the reality is that sensationalist authors such as Baxter have a far wider influence on the “popular” view of the topic of Hell than the vast majority of church pastors—many of whom may view Baxter’s book as being totally unbiblical and her vision as being spurious. Their opinions are irrelevant if they can’t reach the same vast audience that the Divine Revelation can with its “Best Seller” status.

 

A “Cartoonic Hell” of a Different Kind

No brief overview of the “popular theology of Hell” in America of the past fifty years would be complete without a mention of the most prolific popularizer of all, author/illustrator Jack Chick, and his “Chick Tracts.”

 
This Was Your Life ©2002 by Jack T. Chick LLC

Reporter Robert Ito provides a glimpse of just who Jack Chick is, in this excerpt from a profile of Chick from the London Independent on Sunday online newspaper, 7/6/2003:

For the past five decades Jack T Chick has been writing comics about damnation. In the pocket-sized tracts, people are stabbed, burned alive, and eaten by snakes. There is cannibalism and human sacrifice. The apocalyptic works are equal parts hate literature and fire-and-brimstone sermonizing, with a tough-guy Christ - "Jesus is not a weak fairy," he writes - as protagonist. Chick, a fundamentalist Christian and president of a California-based publishing company, wants his books to scare the hell out of you.

The format is inviting - so small, so handy, mostly pictures. The first panel immediately plunges you into the action, as a paramedic huddles over Bobby, a teenager who just overdosed on speed (we know this because the paramedic tells the crowd "HE OVERDOSED ON SPEED!"). "Wow! What a drag!" thinks one bystander. An elderly man preaches the gospel to a kid and is mocked and beaten by a man in a tracksuit. The bully drives off with the kid; their car is immediately hit by a speeding train. "YAAAAAA!" they scream. In the next panel they're in the Inferno.

… Chick's most popular book, This Was Your Life!, was published in 1964. At 21 pages, it is a masterpiece of shorthand horror. By the second panel, the Scotch-swilling protagonist has dropped dead of a heart attack. "Review his life!" the Lord commands, and an angel produces a massive screen in the night sky. The man watches scenes from his wasted life, in which he tells filthy stories, leers at blondes ("Ummm nice!" he says to himself), and thinks about sport in the middle of church.

This Was Your Life! created a template —sin, damnation, the possibility of redemption—for scores of future tracts. The artist's formula and drawing style have changed little in five decades. His early single-panel cartoons show the same perspiring characters, pop- eyed faces and 1940s Sunday-comics sensibilities as his current works. "

… With more than 500 million copies of his 142 comics in print, including translations in more than 100 languages, Chick is the world's most published living author.

Although the brief glimpses of Hell in the illustrations in Chick’s short tracts do not go into the same sort of elaborate detail as that in the writings of Furniss and Baxter, Chick’s view of Hell is obviously derived from the same sort of sources. Satan is portrayed as the gleeful Lord of Hell, luring people there for his own pleasure:


The Long Trip, ©1994 by Jack T. Chick LLC

 

Demons also romp through Hell as if it is their own playground, with torturing humans being their form of amusement:


Back From The Dead? ©1982 by Jack T. Chick LLC

Although Chick may intend that some of his drawings are to be taken as metaphorical, there is no doubt that many naïve readers may assume he intends his illustrated details, such as a giant “chute into Hell” in one of his tracts, to be taken as a literal experience that dead humans will endure:


The Long Trip, ©1994 by Jack T. Chick LLC

 

Have you wondered if the picture of Hell
presented by people like Furniss, Baxter, and Chick
is really based solidly on information in the Bible?
If it is not, just where did it come from?  
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